When the Gods created man, they had one thing in mind: a man should be hard and cut, like granite or marble. And he should be naked. Okay, so that’s two things. But if a man should feel the need to cover his God-given manhood – say, with a jockstrap – the gods would send another man to seize the strap from his chiseled body; by brute force, if necessary! And thus was the world’s oldest sport – wrestling - born! Mitch Chang and Rock Lynch sally forth to seize each others jockstraps with the fervor and conviction of the most valiant of gladiators! And let the loser be PENAL-ized; probed with the shaft of the winner’s victorious member! Now that’s the kind of sport for REAL men!
